On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…


Hope you all had a happy and safe holiday. While Christmas Day may be coming to a close, that doesn’t mean we should stop celebrating just yet. I was a little negative with my Festivus Airing of Grievances, so to make up for it, here’s the 12 Days of Christmas, Brewers Edition:

On the first day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
A guy named Yuniesky

On the second day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the third day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Eight fielders fielding,
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Nine shirts untucking,
Eight fielders fielding,
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Ten strikeouts swinging,
Nine shirts untucking,
Eight fielders fielding,
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Eleven prospects (still) playing,
Ten strikeouts swinging,
Nine shirts untucking,
Eight fielders fielding,
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Doug Melvin gave to me
Twelve pitchers pitching,
Eleven prospects (still) playing,
Ten strikeouts swinging,
Nine shirts untucking,
Eight fielders fielding,
Seven scrapheap pick-ups,
Six months of winning,
Five title rings?
Four new coaches,
Three real aces,
Two waiver claims,
And a guy named Yuniesky.

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