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Introducing Chris Narveson Safety Scissors

Marco Estrada will take Chris Narveson’s spot in the rotation while the left-hander is on the disabled list, but perhaps the left-hander can take this as a learning experience. Instead of being embarrassed about slicing his thumb while repairing his glove, maybe he can turn this into a great marketing opportunity.

Imagine just how well these would sell at Miller Park in the middle of back-to-school shopping season.

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