Stephen Colbert takes on Craig Counsell, Adam Dunn

You know things aren’t going well for you when you get noticed by Stephen Colbert.

On Counsell: “Counsell’s old batting stance made him ineffective against curveballs, but deadly against pinatas.”

On Dunn: “I haven’t seen anyone have this much trouble getting to first base since me.”

On both: “I’m calling for Dunn and Counsell to be tested for performance-diminishing drugs. The human body just does not naturally suck this hard.”

So congratulations, Craig and Adam — considering how many young people get their news from the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, your struggles are now known to much wider audience than before.

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