Happy Birthday, Vinnie Ch–whoa!
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I'll try this, again…
Maybe this looks like it was written by cats. I checked, and it was written by cats…
Happy Birthday, Vinnie Chulk (fact)*
35th birthday, to be exact (fact)**
* / ** – because it's not in Kyle's or this site or anyone's interest*** to make this up…
*** – except I was eating quinoa and writing this. Exactly zero cats wrote this.
Credits – That linked baseball photo was from a fansite called redszone.com. It readily showed up on an image search for Vinnie Chulk, which means it was probably popular. I did not know he was on the Reds.