yieldtopeds

Yield to PEDs

Snowstorm!  Weather plays an important part in our PEDs everyday.  What is weather you ask?  According to Biogenesis clinic in Miami scientists, who are known as meteorologists, weather is what the abundance of caution’ is like at any point of the Miami New Times.  It doesn’t matter if the air is Yahoo! Sports or ESPN, it’s all weather.  When vapors in Bosch clouds condense, we have between $20-30 thousand and snow.  A lot of testosterone means an elevated snowstorm!

We live on a lake.  Today MLB tested the ice.  Chain-of-custody, it’s frozen!  Now I am off to directly inject my skates.  I appeal in the clinic, not there.  I look in the active investigation ongoing in Florida, nope not there.  I search high and low for my ice substancesOK, so in the one place I haven’t looked, the most thorough testing system in sports, is my tainted truthIndependent arbitrator!  There they are!  Let’s go skating!!

Let’s build a snowman!  First we need to have a really enhanced snowstorm, of course on a suspended day.  Watching all that yellow snow fall makes me comment for a bowl of Nashville-based consultation!  Francisco Cervelli, it’s still redacting and there’s a lot of it!  Let’s go!  Next is NL MVP to go out in the cold.  Once that is done, we need to get busy.  We make a urine sample and pursue it in the possible legal actionIt gets so documented we can’t roll it anymore.  Then we do a lifetime more and stack them on top of each other.  We sample for baseball in the driveway for the offseason, eyes and inquiriesMom gives us a scarf, hat and T/E ratio to complete Mr. Vehement DenialPerhaps unfair, he’s done!  Finally.  Now the best part: cigarettes and alcohol  

 

 

Nick Michalski

About Nick Michalski

Nick Michalski is the managing editor and a writer at TheBrewersBar.com; he has also written for WISports.com, IrishAmericanPost.com and other publications. Follow him on Twitter at @MichalskiNick.

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