I’m trying to keep track of the Brewers in a way that doesn’t remind me about all of the problems the Brewers are having and about to have. This is not going to be a regular feature. It’s a guide to happy thoughts. The Brewers starting 5 have the second-lowest BB/9 in MLB, at 2.27 […]
Welcome to this season’s first official Brewers Theme Music event! As you may or may not remember from last season, this is a semi-regular feature of mine where I base an instrumental (in most cases, although, not all. There was that embarrassing singing attempt out of spring training) on either a player, possibly a mascot […]
I’ll admit, I’m over a year and-a-half behind on this news, but, it turns out Milwaukee Brewers RHP, Yovani Gallardo (who is off to a nice start this season-including 30th amongst MLB starters in WAR, with a 0.3 fWAR in just 2 starts) lent his image and name to the worthy cause cause of marriage […]
Khris Davis’s diving catch to deny Jonny Gomes–(not illustrated)–a potential 1-out khrush hit (b4th inning) was one of the many reasons to believe Khris Davis enjoyed his great all-around series at Fenway Park immensely.
So, apparently, some perhaps do not like it that Ryan Braun got a standing ovation at today’s opening day event (Proof via Hardballtalk). In which case, I offer a dramatic reenactment, a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail… In addition, here’s my own reaction to those specifically opposed to our cheering. Cover your ears, maybe. […]
It's the world of Aramis Ramirez, where we all merely exist as he stares into our soulllllls… – – – Special thanks to The Termeiznator/BCB legend Dikembe Meiztombo for asking me to make an Aramis design for his fantasy team. That basically got me to finally draw a Milwaukee Brewers player, since I've […]
Sometimes, I get caught between posting an item on Twitter and posting it on here. Not that it can't be both, but, posting things too close together just kind of resembles something a person who might be thought of as something resembling annoying would do. In this case, I could have just let those worries […]
*Before anyone gets upset, of course I'm not seriously implying Southwest airlines let Hank fly the plane, and land it near where TGI Fridays (not in the picture, which was undoubtedly taken during the summer) is located. Of course not. Welcome to Milwaukee, Hank.
…Hank Aaron. Hank Aaron is who we're talking about. Who else do you think I was talking about?
And, this time, it isn't actually from me. Nor is it specifically a Brewers theme song. It is, in fact, by New Jersey experimental electro-acoustic musician/multi-instrumentalist, Doug Seidel, and it is a baseball theme, in general. Here is a detailed, more helpful description than I would probably end up giving from the Soundcloud comments section, […]
Disclaimer: This is my weirdest blog, ever, here. So, I'm pretending Gorman Thomas actually originally constructed this, and that I'm just merely re-adapting it. (end of disclaimer) INTRODUCTION (Also known as a "Text Loop" or, an intro to Creative Writing exercise that wasn't assigned the semester I took the class) (End of Introduction / "Text […]
Hmm. So, this is a new theme song. It revolves around Ryan Braun's spot on television today, which was just great. I think I sound like Cake at some point. Then I don't. Let's just say, I probably won't sing again. Go Braun! (Here's the song, in case the player won't embed on here…
…The Hebrew Hammer (also). I mean, it's Braun. But, it is not Wait- – This has been a guest submission by…these two cats, below: Also, go Ryan – you are still my favorite of the favorites – (that message is from me, although the little cats agree, fiercely, I might add. A storm of meows, […]
Previously…(optional theme song, here) …I went to Scaryvale, on assignment for this here publication. I am currently back from another assignment, which was an interview request by some inhabitants of an area containing permafrost, which, as we know now, is thawing. Which is a nightmare. Seriously, I'm not happy about it. Also, excuse my grammar. […]
Go, Hank!!! When Fox Sports Columnist, Rob Neyer, who has been burned by his own favorite small-market team, before, says